- Roy: Haven't you ever seen A Few Good Men?
- Me: no
- Roy: How are you my sister?
- Me: genetics i suppose
- Roy: Look. I know you and Fryar spend a lot of time together. rent "A few good Men" and "Class Action" together. they're great movies and you'll understand what i'm doing
- Me: okay. I'll put them on the list
- Roy: cool. i'm going to tell him, too, since he listens to me more than you do.
- Me: probably a good idea. actually, the difference is he will likely actually write it down in his planner that he keeps in his pocket. whereas i am too lazy. which brings me around to the fact that that is actually why i am your sister
- Roy: well, i was going to write a witty comment about how i don't care as much about him as i do about my sister. but this is awkward. Also, we tried to out-troll each other. this is awesome. i will remember this forever
- Me: better write it down in your planner then
- Roy: and it continues!
- Me: zing
- Roy: <3
- Me: <3 I'm going to bed i gotta work at 7
Olympic Swimmer Proposes From Podium
He got the gold. She got the diamond. They’re both winners.
but i feel like she really really won with that guy…
dang
Pekingese are probably in the top 5 ugliest dogs, ever. And I love dogs, except the pekingese.
UGH, just look at him (or her, not sure on the gender):
I hate everything
my thoughts EXACTLY. shoulda been the doberman
♥from september of 2010
I apologize for pausing when my eyes are dark because there is no sun and there is no smile.
I apologize for allowing my needs to be cul-de-sacs.
I apologize for not putting things away as soon as I am asked,
if it doesn’t seem important. I have better things to do. I apologize
for having better things to do, for eating ten pieces of chocolate.
I apologize for drinking until I passed out
in April, though it led me to
apologize for hating my own breasts. I apologize for not waking up with
more prayers. I apologize for stealing 7 dollar lip gloss at thirteen. I apologize for shaving my armpits angrily and getting
razor burn. I apologize for eating those potato chips. I was hungry, but
it was wrong. I apologize for
being so hungry that I ate someone’s heart beat, as though
another person’s heart beat could ever replace my own. I apologize
for dying my hair red,
and staring at myself. I apologize for
standing at the window embracing, allowing everyone who walks by
to be jealous. I apologize for speaking too fast after everyone’s sentences.
It is time you knew.
I apologize for waiting until I could see the moon’s blood stream
raining into puddles outside before I considered that you might want to hear
that I apologize for any memories I left you with, that were not me,
but looked a lot like me. I apologize for the drugstore photobooth pictures
you are saving like coupons.
I apologize for finding God
and myself in the same day. I apologize for french-fries with cheese sauce.
I apologize for swallowing certain things. Like, “I know that I will love you forever,”
which is still caught in my throat.
♥![aurorapoliaris:
‘Exaltation’ by Pavel Jerdanowitch, 1924
Disumbrationism was a hoax masquerading as an art movement that was launched in 1924 by Paul Jordan-Smith, a novelist, Latin scholar, and authority on Robert Burton from Los Angeles, California.
Annoyed at the cold reception his wife’s realistic still lifes had received from an art exhibition jury, Jordan-Smith sought revenge by styling himself as “Pavel Jerdanowitch” (Cyrillic: Па́вел Жердaнович), a variation on his own name, and entering a blurry, badly painted picture of a Pacific islander woman brandishing a banana skin, under the title “Exaltation”. He made a suitably dark and brooding photograph of himself as Jerdanowitch, and submitted the work to the same group of critics as representative of the new school, “Disumbrationism.” He explained “Exaltation” as a symbol of “breaking the shackles of womanhood.”[1] To his dismay, if not to his surprise, the Disumbrationist daub won praise from the critics who had belittled his wife’s realistic painting.
More Disumbrationist paintings followed: a composition of zig-zag lines and eyeballs he called “Illumination”; a garish picture of a black woman doing laundry which he called “Aspiration”, and which a critic praised as “a delightful jumble of Gauguin, Pop Hart and Negro minstrelsy, with a lot of Jerdanowitch individuality”; “Gination,” an ugly, lopsided portrait; and a painting named “Adoration”, of a woman worshipping an immense phallic idol, which was exhibited in 1927.
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‘Exaltation’ by Pavel Jerdanowitch, 1924
Disumbrationism was a hoax masquerading as an art movement that was launched in 1924 by Paul Jordan-Smith, a novelist, Latin scholar, and authority on Robert Burton from Los Angeles, California.
Annoyed at the cold reception his wife’s realistic still lifes had received from an art exhibition jury, Jordan-Smith sought revenge by styling himself as “Pavel Jerdanowitch” (Cyrillic: Па́вел Жердaнович), a variation on his own name, and entering a blurry, badly painted picture of a Pacific islander woman brandishing a banana skin, under the title “Exaltation”. He made a suitably dark and brooding photograph of himself as Jerdanowitch, and submitted the work to the same group of critics as representative of the new school, “Disumbrationism.” He explained “Exaltation” as a symbol of “breaking the shackles of womanhood.”[1] To his dismay, if not to his surprise, the Disumbrationist daub won praise from the critics who had belittled his wife’s realistic painting.
More Disumbrationist paintings followed: a composition of zig-zag lines and eyeballs he called “Illumination”; a garish picture of a black woman doing laundry which he called “Aspiration”, and which a critic praised as “a delightful jumble of Gauguin, Pop Hart and Negro minstrelsy, with a lot of Jerdanowitch individuality”; “Gination,” an ugly, lopsided portrait; and a painting named “Adoration”, of a woman worshipping an immense phallic idol, which was exhibited in 1927.
AMAZING
♥And, this week, Grammy producers confirmed that Chris Brown will be performing on Sunday’s show.
♥“We’re glad to have him back,” said executive producer Ken Ehrlich. “I think people deserve a second chance, you know. If you’ll note, he has not been on the Grammys for the past few years and it may have taken us a while to kind of get over the fact that we were the victim of what happened.”
♥By A Nearly 2 To 1 Margin, Cable Networks Call On Men Over Women To Comment On Birth Control — ThinkProgress.
